Um... Hi I'm Matthew Williams... but you can call me Canada... um I have a polar bear... who never remembers who I am... ever.... even though he's always with me... and sees me all the time... It's just like the other countries... No one ever remembers me but I'm used to it...

Magic Anon Status: can't walk for 7 days (5/18/2013)

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thecountwinter:

Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav. 

Nils Olav was given the rank of visekorporal (lance corporal) and has been promoted each time the King’s Guard has returned to the tattoo. In 1982 he was made corporal, and promoted to sergeant in 1987. Nils Olav died shortly after his promotion to sergeant, and his place of honour was taken by Nils Olav II, his two-year-old near-double. He was promoted in 1993 to the rank of regimental sergeant major. On 18 August 2005, he was promoted to Colonel-in-Chief and on 15 August 2008 he was awarded a knighthood. He is the first penguin to receive such an honour in the Norwegian armyAt the same time a 4-foot-high (1.2 m) bronze statue of Nils Olav was presented to Edinburgh Zoo. The statue’s inscription recognises the King’s Guard and the Military Tattoo. A statue also stands at the Royal Norwegian Guard compound at HusebyOslo.

Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

We’re not psychopaths, we’re high functioning sociopaths. Do your research.

(Source: brain-food)

littletrenchcoatangel:

doortotomorrow:

anonymously-foxy:

helenadara:

imperialdalek:

AU: Castiel as the Doctor (inspired by this)

THIS WORKS SO WELL HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST EDITING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.

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“Not all angels are bad”

How in the fuck? Seriously, how in the fuck did this gif maker do this?! How?!

(Source: ohmystarsy)

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

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fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

Anonymous sent:

twink

huh?

preussenundone:

mr-mapleleaf:

-nods-

so do i…

Something happened to your spine then. This is frustrating me though I have to admit.

Yeah me too, but at least you can walk… but I trust my doctor and he said that it shouldn’t be too complicated to repair… so what’s up with you?

preussenundone:

mr-mapleleaf:

I’m not exactly sure… something with my spine… then at least a year of physical therapy…

*shit he’s not good with such cases he literally cringes*

I see… I… I hope it works…

-nods-

so do i…

NIGHT

preussenundone:

mr-mapleleaf:

No I’m fine… really… I mean still in this chair, but I made an appointment to get them fixed…

What are they going to do to fix it though?

I’m not exactly sure… something with my spine… then at least a year of physical therapy…

(Source: kickass-lesbian)